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The facebook creep in me.

The first blog post can seem rather intimidating. When I decided to start this blog I didn’t really know what I would write about. All I knew, and still know, is that I have a LOT to say. So much that I rarely express it all. I don’t really know if anyone will read this or care to hear me ramble about nonsense. But if you are reading this, please ignore all grammatical errors. I am sure that even in the past five sentences I have surely made upward of seventy-four mistakes. But please remember that I am not a journalist. I am simply a person with a lot of shit to say. So….let’s begin. I have decided while typing that my first topic is going to be “Facebook creeping.”

Facebook creeping: the act of viewing someone’s Facebook page in a constant and creepy manner.

If stalking someone on Facebook was illegal, I would have a warrant out for my arrest. While I never ACTUALLY stalked someone, that I will admit, I have however watched someones Facebook page to find out information. If you are reading this right now and judging me, take a look in the mirror. I would bet money that almost every one of my friends on Facebook has “creeped” someone’s page and/or pictures. If you don’t then why do you have Facebook?! If a friend on my Facebook has a picture of them doing something crazy…I want to see it! I might have never met you, but I still want to see what crazy shit you do! This brings me to the REALLY creepy side of “Facebook creeping”, I have friends on my Facebook that I don’t even know. I have random people add me everyday and somehow I feel inclined to look through all of their profile pictures. It’s an issue. Thank the lord people can’t see who looks at their page/photos. When they establish “Facebook creeping” as an addiction, I will get help. But until then, don’t add me unless you want me wondering why you wear UGG boots in the summer.



One response to “The facebook creep in me.

  1. Your mother ;) ⋅

    *that you will admit*

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